kanentokon:

if someone is showing off their tattoo and it’s fresh and they’re happy about it do not fucking make fun of it i don’t care how pretentious or typical or pseudo-artsy you think it is if another human being shelled out a large sum of money to have something permanently etched onto their body and they are happy and proud of it do not fucking try to make them feel bad about it especially if it was a really big tattoo. holy shit.

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

3 hours ago 66,952 notes   swiftlyswift13 © 420calum /reblog

rhink-muffins-love:

huntersnetv2:

GET THIS OUT OF MY LIFE

Omg xDDD

4 hours ago 653 notes   telepany © hyo-edits /reblog
hyoyeonsnsd

blairwaldoorf:

in my middle school band room the teacher was trying to teach us how to use the instruments and so he out up this sign that said “notice to all band students: don’t suck!! blow!!”

lacigreen:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

WHAT

lacigreen:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

WHAT

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4 hours ago 1,524 notes   hyosic © seohyunism /reblog

eyesopen:

hey hey hey just think while you’ve been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty dirty cheats of the world you could’ve been getting down to this

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sassyabrahamlincoln:

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vinebox:

shouldnt:

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I think your aunt just won life

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Artist: holy fucking shit
Played: 15988 times

onlyork:

taylorisapuppy:

taylorbenjamins:

bruh

are they serious

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darling, it was good

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perfectiero:

you know that one album that youve listened to so many times and youd defend it with your life and you can anticipate every single little note that comes after the other and you can sing along to every word and it just has a special place in your heart that no other album can fill